I am tempted to post selfies because of that poll I reblogged earlier but that would be . Very vain I think maybe
my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
i saw a tiktok about this so now i'm curious but what do you call it when u want a sip of someone's water but u don't want to put your lips on the bottle, like when you told your head back and pour the water in your mouth
I love trying to look up the lyrics for a song and instead having the Genius website make my phone hot while it loads five ads and autoplays a video of Oop Slurp explaining the meaning behind his song She Fuck Me Like I’m Dr Phil
maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them
starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homewear are any of you actually lost
At the checkout in Home Goods loading the belt with nothing but candelabras in all shapes & sizes while the cashier watches sympathetically and asks if it’s the maidens again
i like when men have long hair. it’s.. nice :) *gripping steel in my hands with so much force that it’s visibly starting to warp and bend*
it is quite literally a pug situation. their mouths don’t even move anymore